CONFESSION OF A LADY…#LOL

I got this from one of my WhatsApp pages and I can’t help than to share with you. Enjoy. :):):mrgreen::mrgreen:

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From her own words…….
“I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).
When I got to my fiance’s place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my Fiance was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiance returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses…..If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

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Inspiring Moments at Good Shepherd Parish

img-20160316-wa0031.jpgThanks to my good friend Angela, I had the wonderful opportunity to inspire the already inspired and energetic youth of Good Shepherd Catholic Church at Tema.

I got the chance to be on a panel of financial gurus to discuss Financial Management and Investment.
I shared with these young folks my ‘open secrets’ to investing, understanding the financial markets and how I start my company, Fortune Haven Group.

It all started with my desire to save money on a regular basis and then start an investment club to help me achieve this goal by holding me accountable. This investment club is now registered as an investment holding company.

I also got to learn new things from the other experts on the panel and last but not least I was inspired by the zeal exhibited by this young folks for investment and business. The future is indeed bright. More vim……Good Shepherds. Keep the Spirit high.

How to prepare for a miracle in your life

Nowadays we live in a world where almost everything that happens to us is controlled by some one or some factor.
Much of what happens in life is beyond our control and the only thing that can work for you or us is a miracle.

4 ways to prepare for a miracle;
1. Be passionate. — This is a powerful tool to getting a miracle.  It will cause you to be heard. When praying,  be passionate. You need intensity. God says “You will find Me when you seek Me with all your heart” -Jer. 29:13 . Praying with all your heart is not about shouting when praying.

2. Be persistent– You need to be persistent with what you do. Keep doing it. Never stop. Never give up too early.  When praying, be persistent. The bible says, “Dont be weary in prayer; Keep at it; watch for God’s answer.” COL. 4:2  Simple as that. Dont quick too soon.

3. Be precise — Ypu need to be precise. The question is. ..what exactly do you want? Just go straight to the point. It’s not about anything…..you need to choose exactly what you want. Precision with prayer comes through writing down whatever you want.  “The reason you don’t have what you want is because you don’t ask God for it” – James 4:2

4. Be Positive — You need to remain positive about everything. Have faith even in little things. Start little and when God blesses you, then you’ll grow in faith to ask God for bigger things. Believe that you have gotten what you want.
“Whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive and it will be yours ” Mark 11:24

Be passionate, Be persistent, Be precise & Be positive and then your miracle will come.
AMEN.

The Secret of Faithfulness: 6 solid ways to be Immoral-Proof in your relationships

Immorality-WDGSAAs today being Vals day, I think it would be right to share with you some great lessons from the second part of How to Influence Your Relationship with Habits and Happiness.

Today’s church service at IGCG – Mataheko Community Chapel was so great hence my desire to share with you some notes I took during the sermon by Pastor Kweku Ewusie-Mensah.

We all can attest to the fact that immorality has been creeping  into our life and becoming a nuisance to most relationships. Below are Six(6) Solid ways to be Immoral-Proof in your relationships and in life as a whole.

1. Make a commitment to God’s standards.
How?
a. Publicly confirm to your spouse / fiancee.
b. Publicly affirm it to everyone else.
Meaning you agree with what God says about sex. God invented sex for marriage. That is one thing you should know.
Prov. 5:15 – says “Be faithful to your own wife and give your love to her alone.”

2. Magnify the consequences.
Pr. 6:32 – says…..Who ever commits an adultery is a fool for he destroys his own soul.
Pr. 6:26 – says. …..Adultery will cost a man all he has.
People sell their lives for a single moment of pleasure. Know that it is wrong. It is not a suggestion, It is a COMMAND from God.
Regardless of how severe your marriage problems are, the cost of saving that marriage is less than the cost of adultery. Know that.

3. Maintain my marriage.
1Cor. 7:3 — Man should fulfill his duty as a husband.

5 needs of men:
–Sexual fulfillment
–Recreational companionship.
–Attractive spouse
–Domestic support
–Admiration
5 needs of Women:
-Affection
-Conversation
-Honesty and openness
-Financial support
-Family commitments

Upgrade your marriage from Spouse level to Best friends level.
It’s very easy to ignore your spouse but very difficult to ignore your best friend.
Husbands, spend quality time with your wife.

4. Manage your mind.
People don’t just fall into immortality. It’s a process. Series of events happen. Train your mind to notice the signs and run away from them. Below are some patterns / steps that lead to immorality.

Patterns to Note
– It starts by accepting sinful thoughts into your mind.
-Emotional, non-physical involvement.
-Physical involvement.
-Rationalizing the affair.

Close your heart to every kind of love apart from that from your wife. Oh Yes. Your wife or husband only.
Turn your back on lustful desires and give your positive attention to goodness, integrity, love and peace.- 2Tim. 2:22

5. Maintain Proper relationship with people.

How ?
-Don’t listen to a member of the opposite sex complaining to you about their spouse.  Refer him or her to another person immediately.
-Be aware of the sense of ‘electricity’ between you and another person. The chemistry here needs to be checked before it turns into Biology practicals and then bring problems which would lead your relationship into the grave, Archaeology.

6. Minimize the opportunity.
Note that Bad company corrupts good character.

How to :
-Recognize the kind of situations that tempt you.
-Put measures around to guard you.
-Choose your friends Carefully.
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THE BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

🔺Birth is your
          Opening Stock.
                 
🔺What comes to you
                   is
                Credit.
                 
🔺What goes from you
                   is
               Debit.

       🔺Death is your
         Closing Stock.

🔺Your ideas are your
               Assets.

🔺Your bad habits are 
         your Liabilities.

🔺Your happiness is
                your
               Profit.

🔺Your sorrow is your
                Loss.

   🔺Your soul is your
               Goodwill.

  🔺Your heart is your
                fixed
               Assets

🔺Your character is
            your
          Capital.

🔺Your knowledge is
             your
        Investment

🔺   Your age is your
          Depreciation.
         
          And finally :
ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOD IS YOUR AUDITOR.

Have a perfect  Balance Sheet!􂜐
Sweet dreams all…

Anger vrs Love: No Limits

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While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times;
not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father…

with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’

The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions…..
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;

the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.

The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life…..

Things are to be used and people are to be loved.

But the problem in today’s world is that,

People are used and things are loved.

In this year, let’s be careful to keep this thought in mind:

Things are to be used, but People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits they become character;

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Share this with as many people as you can.

How to earn more in a day living in Ghana.

If you are Government worker in Ghana check this out.

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Divide your salary by 30, i.e. the number of days in a month and see how much you earn in a day.
E.g GH¢900÷30= GH¢30
1. This is Less than amount being gained by an average hawker in the city.
Which is GH¢1000÷30= GH¢33.33

2. It is also Less than the amount earned daily by an average driver in the city and some villages. I.e. 1500 ÷30= gh¢50

3. Less than the daily amount earn by a trotro, taxi, and a tipper car driver.
And when there is an issue in the family that requires financial assistance, the driver, hawkers and the rest are looking up to you.

If u are a national service personal you don’t need to be told GH¢350÷30 = GH¢12
I hope you know the pure water seller makes enough money than you each day? GH¢300÷30 =GH¢10
The errand boy at ‘Suame Magasine’ (fitting shop) is earning better than you.

We are mostly deceived by the apparent attractive name of the amount earn at the end of the month (SALARY) without breaking it down to daily earnings.

Start a business now!!!!!